Want to sell your house? Hire a satanic realtor
This is just bizarre. A man hired a broker to sell his apartment for him, and when he came home, he found that she had urinated and defecated all over his furniture and turned his house into a satanic temple:
“I was ambushed. She came out of that closet like a lunatic. She was naked holding my mother’s vase in one hand and a towel in another and screaming all this nonsense,” Farash, 44, told The Post.
“Portions of my house were turned into . . . a satanic temple . . . like some sort of witchcraft. I was in shock. You’re talking about your home - you’re talking about your real-estate broker.”
The man is suing the agency she worked for. I’m not surprised. Here’s the satanic woman in question:
via nick
Yikes. You cannot make this stuff up. Well, you can but no one would believe it.