The hardships of starting and owning a brothel

Ever dream as a kid of growing up and owning your own brothel? Perhaps you pictured beautiful ladies leading men by their shirt collars from room to room while you sat in your swivel chair at the base of the stairs, smoking a pipe and counting your money.

Well, I’m sorry to break it to you, but owning a brothel just isn’t as easy as you might think!

The doctor behind Whalers - the Far North’s only brothel - may have to return to medicine to prop up his struggling business.

Dr Neil Benson says he has struggled to find the right women to work at the brothel and has already dismissed one worker.

The brothel has had a shaky start since it opened in May and has only been open 10 days this month.

“It’s been a slow start, which is what we thought,” Dr Benson said. “We’ve had a bit of gap between the last ladies and another lady who is coming up to work today.

“Financially it’s difficult but we’ll get there. I may have to go out and do some locum work.

“We haven’t made any money for ourselves - it’s been a big financial loss.”

Later, we find out why he decided to leave the medical practice:

Dr Benson closed his Coopers Beach clinic in April last year after a dispute with the Te Tai Tokerau Primary Health Organisation over the provision of after-hour care.

So he got frustrated and yelled out: “Screw you guys! I’ll just go start a brothel!”

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3 Comments

  1. Christie Says:

    Hey
    I was just wondering about the rest of the story. Ive got similar dreams

    Cheers

    Christie

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  3. dave Says:

    im interested in opening a brothel, how much does it cost to start up and how hard is it to find workers. Also is their any legal ramifications i should be worried about?

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