I’m really hoping that someone can help me out– I really need two tickets to the screening for I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell for me and my girlfriend, because Tucker will be there. My Girlfriend has always had this fantasy about sleeping with Tucker Max, which I think would be the coolest thing ever. I’m hoping to surprise her with the tickets, allow her to complete her fantasy, and then propose to her later. Please help me get married to the love of my life and fulfill both of our dreams!
PS– I can’t actually pay 500$, but I will pay above cost. I know someone has to not be able to go– please help!