How Gawker sausage is made
Step 1: Pluck a young aspiring literary figure from a low-level editorial position at a major book imprint.
Step 2: Hand her an assortment of scalpels and blades and unleash her onto an unsuspecting crowd of media figures, but not without first instructing her to carve little figurines out of them.
Step 3: Release her into the wild.
Step 4: Send a herd of your latest youthful, nubile recruits after her, armed with their own newly-sharpened assortment of scalpels and blades.
