Funny newspaper headlines
These were forwarded to me at work today. I don’t know if they’re real headlines, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were:
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
4. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
5. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
6. War Dims Hope for Peace
7. If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
8. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
9. Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
10. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
11. Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
12. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
13. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
14. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
15. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
16. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
17. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
