Ok, it took me awhile to figure out what was going on with this but I finally figured it out. Somebody who has a Total Fark account was surfing the web and sitting in shorts on a chair with wide spaces in it. I guess his balls slipped in between the slats and got stuck. In order to get advice from other farkers, he posted a headline to Total Fark, not realizing that it was going to get green-lit to the main site: I’m stuck to my chair. I’m so very scared. Help.
alright, without going into too much detail, here’s the situation:
I am TFing in my boxers, and sitting on a chair that has slightly spaced out planks. Suffice to say that part of me is now lodged, and any attempt to move just pinches the crap out of me.
Can’t move, need advice, soonish.
Oh god it hurts.
After getting several requests, I guess he managed to take a picture of his balls stuck in the chair: taken with his camera phone