Still think that traditional journalism isn’t needed, that it’s a good thing that Sampson, his hair regrown, has uprooted the pillars of the journalistic temple, burying all beneath its ruins? Then answer me this: Who will warn you that your 16-year-old daughter has just asked her boyfriend via text message to “fuck me like the whore I am.” Because I don’t see any bloggers coming to your nubile child’s aid.
My Fox Atlanta decided that it needed to report the “Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know,” and included a list of acronyms that nobody but phone sex operators should know.
These acronyms include:
6. 1174 = Nude club
12. DUM = Do You Masturbate?
13. DUSL = Do You Scream Loud?
16. FMLTWIA = F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
17. FOL = Fond of Leather
18. GNOC = Get Naked On Cam
23. ILF/MD = I Love Female/Male Dominance
45. Q2C = Quick To Cum