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Google to allow users to “opt out” from being indexed

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

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Stephen Colbert demands to be named Olbermann’s Worst Person

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For the cost of a cup of coffee, you can save a journalist

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Urban Dictionary’s definition of “reddit”


A site or hive-mind for grown-up children that were too ugly or geeky to be abused by their priest and now majorly pissed off about it. Like Manichism, The Reddit Church of Fundamental Atheists has a dualist philosophy with two gods, one named Darwin and the other a living deity called Dawkins. Members of the church can vote on which stories reach the front page. Reddit tends to recycle the same stories on its front page over and over again, abliet with slight modifications it the hope that no one catches on. Typically in 3 categories, 1)Funny animal pictures 2)Gossip about republicans 3)Jesus SUXXXXX!!!!. The site believes it has a monopoly on reason and user will discuss topics in the comments section which can be broken down into 5 categories 1)Comments on funny animal pictures 2)Comments about republicans 3)Jesus SUXXXXX!!!!4) Redditors telling us their life stories 5)Redditors making fun of other redditors life stories. As long as you have the exact same opionions as the other redditors you can celebrate your independent thinking. Here are 2 examples 1)”Hey reddit I hate religion!” Welcome to reddit! 2)”Hey Redditors could you please explain to me why you hate Jesus so much?” Fuck off you Christian fundamentalist! You can’t reason with religious people! Fuck off with your religious wars and women abuse!

Despite having all the answers to all the worlds problems, most redditors would prefer to spend time in their basements and on better sites like 4chan and digg.

A feature that make the site worth visiting is the NSFW section, which typically has very few comments so you don’t have to listen to the preaching while you fap.

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Why would she need to mention it when she has Facebook?

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What’s black and white and red all over? Your balance sheet

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