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		<title>Neil Gaiman angry he hasn&#8217;t won a Pulitzer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can follow me on Twitter or go ahead and hire me.]]></description>
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		<title>A great first line to an article</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:50:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bit like the Republican party, they are white, seemingly indestructible and bad for the environment. But after an absence of four years, foam plastic coffee cups have made a comeback in the basement coffee shop of the United States Congress building after Republicans began reversing a series of in-house green initiatives undertaken by Democrats. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>A bit like the Republican party, they are white, seemingly indestructible and bad for the environment. But after an absence of four years, foam plastic coffee cups have made a comeback in the basement coffee shop of the United States Congress building after Republicans began reversing a series of in-house green initiatives undertaken by Democrats.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/feb/28/republicans-foam-coffee-cup-environmentally-bad">Republicans recycle an old idea: the foam plastic coffee cup</a></p>
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		<title>Gizmodo strikes again!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 17:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blog criticism]]></category>
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		<title>North Carolina conservative creates spoof Demon Sheep Twitter account. Amasses close to a thousand followers in a day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I am not all bad,&#8221; writes the Twitter handle @demonsheep. &#8220;For instance, I enjoy flying kites. Kites made from the skin, bones and sinew of small children.&#8221; The account issued its first tweet about 20 hours ago, shortly after the launch of the now Internet-famous Demon Sheep ad created by the Carly Fiorina campaign. In [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d20/simonthedude/demonsheep.jpg" align="left" alt="demon sheep" />&#8220;I am not all bad,&#8221; writes the Twitter handle <a href="http://twitter.com/simonowens">@demonsheep</a>. &#8220;For instance, I enjoy flying kites. Kites made from the skin, bones and sinew of small children.&#8221;</p>
<p>The account issued its first tweet about 20 hours ago, shortly after the launch of the <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/online/weirdest-political-ad-ever-deserves-internet-fame/">now Internet-famous Demon Sheep ad </a>created by the Carly Fiorina campaign. In that time it&#8217;s amassed over 850 followers and is quickly growing. Quite frankly, it&#8217;s hilarious.</p>
<p>The account is run by a 30-year-old conservative named Shayne Rivers. The Twitter user, who also runs his own personal account, works in health care, though he said he didn&#8217;t want to divulge too much information about himself.</p>
<p>&#8220;When the Carly ad exploded on Twitter, one of my followers, <a href="http://twitter.com/rjhornsby">@rjhornsby</a>, snatched up the @demonsheep username,&#8221; Rivers told me via email. &#8220;He asked <a href="http://twitter.com/simonowens">@leonwolf</a>, a blogger at RedState.com, to help him manage it.  In turn, @leonwolf recruited me(<a href="http://twitter.com/knifework">@knifework</a>), and the three of us started mocking Demon Sheep to the best of our ability. We had over 300 followers in under 7 hours.  The fact that the #demonsheep hashtag started trending on Twitter did not hurt.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rivers said that all three of the people involved with the account are conservatives.</p>
<p>&#8220;And as conservatives, we are skeptical of all politicians and don&#8217;t mind mocking any of them&#8230;no matter their political affiliations.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Things to consider before texting pictures of your junk</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<title>Facebook relationship status updated in real time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<title>Balloon Boy: The Internet Meme</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.]]></description>
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