Awesome book blurbs
1. As a smokin’ hot woman, I found this book hilariously funny and I’d seriously consider making out with any guy I saw reading it.
–Diana Wales
2. This book was so good, I showed it to my wife and said, “This is how sex is supposed to feel like.”
–Richard Yee
3. I started reading Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey-Brain to my unborn child and it burst from my womb like that thing in Alien, grabbed the book and went back in. Damn baby, now I have to buy another copy.
–Michael Rauma
4. Finally, the answer to the question “What would Jesus read?”
–Jim White
5. From the monkeys who typed Shakespeare comes the stunning sequel!
–Okgenuine
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These are hilarious. I guess I’ve got to buy the book now.
Frankly, I thought the blurbs from my own novel were better. Case in point:
“Astonishingly lame. I don’t see how this could have been submitted to Agricultural Byproducts Weekly.”
Morgan Halterbottom
Editor, Agricultural Byproducts Weekly
“Amazing. He got it all right. Except the bit with the mayonnaise, but I’m not telling.”
God