And the worst celebrity profile goes to…
From an actual profile of actress Julianne Moore:
As Moore swirls a bit of her sunny-side-up yolks, the yellow combines with the richness of the light on her mass of auburn curls and reminds me of the colors so favored by artist Vincent van Gogh. As in his landscapes, there is an earthy yet ethereal quality to Moore.
Is there a magazine version of the Razzies?
