An Open Letter to Carlos Mencia: Simply being racist isn’t that funny

Dearest Carlos,

Or should I just call you Ned? That is, after all, your real name. Anyway, I love the show. Never have I had so much fun repeatedly yelling, “Oh no he didn’t!” at the screen with such fervor. However, I have a few pointers that will guarantee an even more successful career.

I’m not sure you noticed, but before you go on every episode, you’re handed something. I can picture the scenario perfectly: right before the camera-man gave you the signal, a technician with a headset ran up to you and handed you this cyndrical, black object. After shooting him a quizical look, he no-doubt pantomimed holding it to his mouth, and told you that you were supposed to talk into it.

Ned — whoops, I mean Carlos –, that object he handed you was called a microphone. It was invented by Emile Berliner in 1876 and was designed to amplify (or record) a person’s voice. There is no need to scream your jokes at us until the veins in your head stick out. If you talk in a normal, calm voice, we’ll hear you just fine, I promise.

Beaner, nigger, wetback, chink.

Sorry for that, I was just hoping to make you laugh.

Anyway, to continue. I couldn’t help but notice that you like to tell politically incorrect jokes. This was made plainly clear in the multitude of previews that Comedy Central ran on you, and your announcements at the beginning of each show. Therefore, at the end of every joke (Oh, you don’t have to use the word “bitch” every time to let us know you’ve hit your punchline, we’ll know you’re finished the joke after ten seconds of cricket-chirping silence) you don’t have to let us know that you’ve just “taken it too far.”

By the way, your usual fallback for being able to tell these jokes is the fact that you’re a Mexican, or rather, a “beaner” as you put it (I love your conclusion that because you’re a minority then nothing is out of bounds). It would really help though if you really were Mexican, rather than being half-German. I know that Comedy Central had a hard time finding a real Mexican to do the show, but don’t worry, they’re out there somewhere. Just ask Senator Bill Frist, the Mexicans will be destoying America any day now, and they’ve already taken all our jobs, might as well take one more.

Lastly, I want to end this letter by talking about a hero of yours: Dave Chappelle. I know you watched him every night, eagerly waiting your turn to be able to use the N-word and the B-word and the X-word (I’m just kidding Carlos, there is no X-word) on television. But you see, Chappelle had a key tactic that really added spice to his race jokes: A punchline. I know you were too busy yelling “Oh no you didn’t!” in order to notice, but being simply racist just isn’t that funny. If that were the case, every shitty southern racist comedian would get his own movie about being a health inspector. Oh wait…

Anyway, don’t want to keep you waiting. I’m sure you have a joke about a political event that is 6 weeks out of date to write (man, I thought the first 5,000 Dick Cheney gun jokes were funny until I heard yours!) so I’ll let you go. Keep up the good work!

Sincerely yours,
Simon Owens

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68 Comments

  1. Kathryn Says:

    You are my hero.

    Well said and needless repeat it, but, my thoughts exactly. :)

    Now, if only Ned could read this and get off the air. Then again, you, you, you….RACIST CRACKA’…are just hating’ on a beaner wanna be with his own show.

  2. C. Schuyler Says:

    Sorry, didn’t get the reference to shitty racist southern comedian with movie as health inspector. Who would that be, please?

  3. ~*~ Says:

    Larry the Cable Guy is the shiznit.

  4. bobman Says:

    My thoughts exactly! I hate Ned. Your blog is a lot funnier than anything he has done.

  5. ODD man out Says:

    mencia should keep humiliating himself, i don’t want him to ever stop… that is the actual comedy, watching a fat jock laughing at his own jokes….. now for real race related comedy… rewatch the niggar family skit of dave chappelle or george lopez…

  6. Simon Says:

    I like Chappelle, but I absolutely loathe Lopez. He’s not much better than Mencia, in my book. He just makes up racial stereotypes about hispanics that don’t even really exist. Here I can make up a George Lopez joke on the spot:

    Mexicans never answer the phones. The phone rings, and we say “Don’t pick that up!”

    ::end joke::

    Was that very funny? I didn’t think so.

  7. Lizz Says:

    Very well said… I am glad that I am not alone in my feelings for this moron. I think if Hispanics/latinos shouldn’t support anyone that degrades and getthoizes (is that a word) their culture and glorifies negative sterotypes, the way said person and Lopez do.

  8. Wilmita Says:

    Amazing! I cannot believe posters to this blog, SO little understand about what Racism REALLY is, that they would not only fault Mencia and not find the humor in his routines. (a matter of taste, granted)

    * Many Europeans emigrated to America during the 18th & 19th centuries. Apparently what is NOT known is that just as many Europeans went to South America as did Ellis Island. Therefore, Latin Americans who are of German, Irish, Italian, Polish etc extraction, are JUST as Latin as those whose families came to the US during the same historical period are ethnic Americans in the US.

    The difference is that most people raised in the US today never knew this and probably don’t believe it or ever studied this.

    Mencia being of part-German extraction is NOT rare in Latin-America.

    • More importantly, as a person of color I would NEVER accept the definition of racism expressed here with regard to Mencia’s sterotypes; especially since you adamatly define a Honduran/German/Mexican as NOT a REAL Mexican.

    By whose definition? If it would be YOUR definition, then White people STILL rule and get to define and determine who is White, Black, Latin etc. (there are Legal statutes I can cite); ergo, White Dominance prevails.

    Racism is prejudice plus the power to enforece such prejudices. Bigotry can be anyone’s human failings, but power to enforce it and determine “truth” by perception”, is still the domain of White/Euro-Americans.

    Mencia is NOT for everyone, ( I concur) and he SHOULD’NT be.

    You don’t like his brand of humor, then don’t watch him.

    However, all this stuff about him being half-German and disqualifying him as a REAL Mexican, demonstrates the very racism you accuse HIM of ten-fold and proves you do not know the difference between bigotry and racism.

    You do not think he is funny? Don’t watch him!

  9. Simon Says:

    Wilmita,

    All your comments would hold water if it weren’t for the fact that Carlos Mencia changed his name in order to sound more Mexican. He’s succumbing to the very bigotry that you’re claiming I adhere to. He’s a self-fulfilled fraud.

    Your “You do not think he is funny, then don’t watch him” comment ignores the basic premise of reviews and criticism. Reviews and commentary are specifically written to influence others to either watch or don’t watch an entertainer. The “If you don’t like it, just don’t read/watch/listen to it,” is the most tired defense in the book.

    Playing semantics games with “bigotry” and “racism” is just as silly and mires one down in the liberal-than-thou arguments that go nowhere. If you actually read this blog, you’d see that I have no problem with race jokes, I just hate it when they have no point. Carlos Mencia will tell nigger, spick, and chink jokes that have no punchline for a shock factor that is anything but shocking. He isn’t funny, he’s not innovative, and he’s not original. He’s a hack, plain and simple, and doesn’t have a funny bone in his body.

  10. sinjintek Says:

    why does it matter if he changes his name to sound more mexican? how many entertainers (actors and otherwise) have ever changed their names in order to relate better to their audience? then again, it’s also possible that he changed his name to carlos because he prefers it. have you asked, or can you cite a reference to prove he had fraudulous intent? i’m korean, i changed my name from an anglo name that i didn’t want to a korean name. according to you, i’m a fraud as well.

    speaking of frauds…in the beginning of your blog i read that you “love the show”. yet, in your review/criticism you fail to elaborate on this. even more confusing, you tell wilmita: “Reviews and commentary are specifically written to influence others to either watch or don’t watch an entertainer”

    so which is it? do you love the show, or do you hate it so much that you’ve taken upon yourself a crusade to dissuade readers from watching it? i have a theory: you are a racist and love the opportunity to laugh at jokes made towards people you feel are lesser than yourself…but you’re torn with the feeling that carlos isn’t of high enough caliber racial stock to have such a priviledge.

    in short, you can’t stand that he’s able to get away with it.

    the truth is, Carlos (or Ned if you prefer) has more than enough right to tell jokes from a mexican standpoint. his mother was mexican, he was raised in a mexican household environment….albeit a Los Angelos mexican environment. i’m no expert, but my feeling is that this guy has a pretty good insight on the mexican-american society (definitely more than you do).

    sure, he may not tell the best jokes. in fact i just read that he was recently voted as the 12th worst comedian of all time (by Maxim magazine, big deal). i’ve seen his show myself several times, not really a big fan, but i admit i’ve found quite a bit of his material to be rather funny. most of all, i like his delivery. he’s highly animated, very upfront…over the top if you want. i can understand how you might not like such methods since i understand you prefer to look around sheepishly before you tell your racist jokes.

  11. Simon Says:

    sinjintek,

    If you follow the source I cite, you’ll see that he changed his name “to sound more Mexican,” so it’s not something I pulled out of my ass.

    “so which is it? do you love the show, or do you hate it so much that you’ve taken upon yourself a crusade to dissuade readers from watching it?”

    It’s called sarcasm. Every single detail of that post points to sarcasm, considering I don’t have a single nice thing to say to him. In fact, I consider Carlos Mencia to be among the worst professional comics working today.

    “i have a theory: you are a racist and love the opportunity to laugh at jokes made towards people you feel are lesser than yourself…but you’re torn with the feeling that carlos isn’t of high enough caliber racial stock to have such a priviledge.”

    I see that you took a course in Psychology 101. Congrats on passing it!

    You like his delivery? You mean him screaming red faced into his microphone, with no comedic timing whatsoever? The delivery of his jokes is perhaps the worst thing about his comedy, just as bad as the rushed delivery of Colin Quin’s jokes. I’ve already said time after time, that I have no problem with race jokes. But saying something that’s not PC just to shock people into laughing isn’t funny, especially after the third joke. Carlos Mencia is just one big frat boy with the most shallow humor imaginable.

    I like race humor, even race humor from white comics like Lisa Lampanelli. I wasn’t the one who created the stigma that race comics had to be a minority, Carlos is the one who feeds into that entire philosophy. That’s what makes him a fraud, that he changes his name to sound “more mexican” in order to justify his entire routine in his own mind. It’s pathetic.

    Look, I really don’t care very much that he changed his name “to sound more mexican.” That’s just the icing on top of the cake. I hated Carlos Mencia before I even found that out.

  12. Mike Says:

    & That Doesn’t Include People That Go By Only Their Last Name. You Guys Need A Life. & Quit Embarassing Yourself By Supporting Falsities

  13. Dave Says:

    I hope Carlos Mencia has read this blog. He really needs to know how bad he is. This guy sucks ass. I am not going to get into why, you pretty much hit everything on the spot. Please get this guy of the air, i can’t believe his actually profiting off his crap.

  14. Matt Says:

    If you don’t like him, DON’T WATCH HIM!!!!!!!!!

  15. Nono Says:

    You’re, well … an idiot.

    No offense. I’m sure it’s genetic.

  16. Nono Says:

    My God – man are all your posts this factually inaccurate?

    Since I found your den of insipidity through a Mencia link, I did a little research.

    He isn’t half-German, you lying twit. Yes – his father, who is Honduran, is of Germanic descent. Thus Carlos/Ned is half-Mexican, half-Honduran, with some distant Germanic ancestry … he was born in Honduras, to a family of 18 children, and grew up in East LA.

    In short, implying that he “isn’t Mexican enough” is so far away from the truth that you ought to be embarrassed.

    Are you?

    His “German” father’s name is Roberto, for Christ’s sake. How could you possibly be more wrong?

    Don’t answer. I’ll never read it. But congrats – you’ve earned my “intellectual dishonest blogger o’ the day” award, and given me a chuckle.

    Next time you find someone who’s politics you don’t like – try debating the issues, Sparky. Just outright lying to your readers is an embarrassment and a testament to your lack of character.

  17. D Says:

    His fathers last name is Holness…..about as German as it gets (I am German)….His jokes lack punchlines, he recycles material, he has no delivery skills. To add to this the material he recycles has been done over and over for the past 20 years by every other average comedian. His politics are not in any way profound, personally much “racist” comedy is very funny, Mencia’s is not.

  18. Curious reader Says:

    good job

  19. Amos Jones Says:

    Aside from your nonsensical swipe at Bill Frist (you pro illegal-immigration or what??) I tend to agree.

  20. Q Says:

    To all of you who said “if you don’t like it don’t watch it.”

    If you don’t like the blog, than don’t read it!

    Now do you see how stupid that sounds?

  21. CoDog Says:

    I don’t know what you are all talking about, but Carlos Mencia is the funniest Mexican on T.V. and his brother Joseph.

  22. CoDog Says:

    Oh, and by the way D, EVERY GODDAMN COMEDIAN TELLS THE SAME JOKES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. If you can do better, then get your own goddamn show and write your oun goddamn material.

  23. CoDog Says:

    And Dave, why don’t you just shut the fuck up you Dee Dee Dee.

  24. Jason_iowa Says:

    I wish I could have my own show, it would be called “mind of whitey” if you take away the racist content in every minority comedians material, they have NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT! I am tired of it. If I say nigger, spic , kike, jew chink gook slope tarbaby spearchucker etc., I am a white racist!

  25. C. Says:

    One important fact that this blog neglects is that Ned is blatantly making fun of people with mental disabilities and creating false stereotypes about them. It’s one thing to actually pick out a certain aspect of a specific disability and make fun of; it’s quite another to make it seem as if everyone who has mental handicaps has some sort of speech impediment mixed with turrets syndrome. Mencia makes me want to vomit on my t.v. everytime one of his commercials comes on.
    Johnny Knoxville has made some movies with people with disabilities, but that was funny because it was plausibly true. And, Knoxville may be an idiot when it comes to things like willingly getting shot with tazers, but he actually developed freidnships with the people he was joking with/about. Mencia, on the other hand, sets decency back hundreds of years. If I was a producer of Mind of Ned or whatever, my next show would run like this: Ned walks out. Crowd boos. Crowd angerly picks up Ned and throws him off of a giant cliff. Satisfying thump. End.

  26. J Says:

    Hi:

    I have a few comments:

    1) Carlos’ mother’s name is Magdelena Mencia, and his father’s name is Roberto Holness. It is an old spanish tradition for a son to use his mother’s maiden name in addition to his father’s last name out of respect for his mother. By that tradition, Carlos’ full name is Ned Arnel Holness-Mencia. Since these types of names cause most Americans to go into convulsions and cause incredible pains in your as* whenever you need to give your name to anyone, most Latinos choose to shorten their name. He just chose the last name Mencia and chose a stage name of Carlos (gee, no one in Hollywood EVER uses a fake stage name, right Martin Sheen (Ramon Gerard Antonio Estevez )?

    2) Although Carlos was born in Honduras, his mother Magdelena is Mexican, therefore he has a right to call himself a Mexican. If you don’t agree, then all of the people in American who now call themselves Irish or Italian (with no real Irish blood in their families for many generations) should stop calling themselves so;

    3) Who cares if his father is of German decent (something I’ve not been able to find printed anywhere). He was born in Honduras and his mother is Mexican. He is Latino and I can assure you that no German will ever consider him to be a compatriot. I have more Irish blood in me than most caucasians who consider themselves Irish, yet my parents where born in Central American. I’m Latino-American. End of story.

  27. Jason Litzau Says:

    Now you see, I’d watch a show about you.
    The only thing Neddy here accomplished was creating a new category of bad humor:
    “Mencia Bad”
    Ingredients:
    Racism + Mentally Challenged + Topical + Yelling + Artificial inflation of jokes’ impact + Creating audience members who couldn’t understand material in own mind + absolute lack of any humor.

    Basically, watch 13 year old boys make fun of someone for several hours, than steal someone else’s material and get a show on Comedy Central.

    Making a Palsy face and talking like a “retarded” person was funny back in 5th grade…to stupid kids.

    The constant need to remind everyone how “edgy” he is. When you show up after a million seasons of South Park, his shit is really unimpressive as far as pushing the envelope.

    Dave Chappelle didn’t alienate his audience. He united us in our stupidity and appreciation for good humor. Not all of Chapelle’s stuff was racial either. He mixed it up with satire and straight up goofy jokes.

    Dave Chappelle jokes.
    Carlos Mencia rants.

    Transcript of Mind of Mencia:
    “Blah blah wetbacks, blah crackers!(***)….blah blah dee-de-dee!, blah blah Muslims!,(***) blah blah pregnant Mexican teens! blah blah dee de dee! blah blah black people* (*notice lack of derogatory term) blah blah crackers!(***) blah blah Muslims! (or Indians!)(***) blah blah beaners!…blah wetbacks!
    dee de dee! dee de dee! dee de dee!(***)

    (***) = Self-congratulatory time-outs:

    Times when Carlos pretends that everyone is upset with him for “telling it like it is”

    OR,

    Times when Carlos points out imaginary “idiots” (usually based on one ethnic group) who didn’t get his oh-so-complex humor. (Considering that the bulk of his act is making a Cerebral Palsy motion and imitating a mentally retarded person, his “smart stuff” needn’t raise the bar particularly high.

    Funny, how people who defend the show delude themselves into thinking telling someone: “dee-de-dee” is even remotely close to something that wouldn’t make them look pathetically lame.

  28. Jason addendum Says:

    To any of the idiots who posted “don’t watch”

    Why exactly, is it acceptable for Carlos Mencia to rant on TV, about how much Muslims suck and how he think Crackers are lame but, all of the “haters” have to:
    “shut up and not watch”

    -But, someone on a blog doesn’t have the right to rant about the jackass screaming lowest-common-denominator racist “jokes”?
    and you don’t have to:
    “not log on, read and post.”
    ???
    Hypocrites.

  29. number_one_mom Says:

    You know there are so many problems with what has been said here. Personally I am a peaceful open minded person who doesn’t discriminate against anyone other than the people who discriminate. I don’t care if your fat tall blue green or orange weather u slept with 30 people at one time. To each his own. As long as someone isn’t pushing the life style they chose on you, what does it really matter? I personally am a fan of Carlos and here is why. Obviously some people who have posted here haven’t paid close attention or only heard what they wanted to. In regards to making fun of handicap or disabled people Carlos says it on almost every show hes not talking about people with true disabilities hes talking about that guy who pissed u off while driving down the street not paying attention almost causing a wreck, or the person who doesn’t like the life they live who has resources and options but refuses to use them expecting the world to cater to them. I can almost guarantee that you yourself feel the same way about these people. There are times when people and I mean all people even myself gets angry or frustrated with someone over something when we know very little or nothing about it and should take a step back and reevaluate the situation and he may do that at times too. However he isn’t referring to one particular person so we don’t really know. As far as the racist concern here yes he insults people based on there ethnicity however he also compliments based on ethnicity. I know when I post this people are going to make fun of my comments and get personal laughs from it but watch this……….WHO CARES. Does anything he says or anyone says for that matter really change your life???? I could see the problem if he were trying to start a massacre of certain ethnic groups, that could have potential serious consequences in other peoples lives. Carlos at the end of Many of his shows makes his heart and true feelings abundantly clear. He loves people he does what he does to make people laugh. As for those of you who just don’t like his comedy style that’s fine but Ill bet you like things that others don’t like. How would you feel if you couldn’t enjoy the things you like because someone else didn’t like it? Not real fair is it? At the same time, this goes for everyone here weather you like or dislike Carlos apparently one thing we all agree on is freedom of speech which is why this post was ever started and which is why weather you are Carlos or Dave Chappelle you can have a show like this. Seems like everyone here regardless of which side of the fence you are on may need to consider being a little more open minded that people don’t have to like the same thing you do. One final thought yes its true that Maxim Magazine voted Carlos the 12th worst comedian but the audience of Comedy Central (which I’m sure is a way larger number of total votes) Voted him the 2nd best. Opinions vary, just let them.

  30. Good excuses mom Says:

    1. Saying that you’re not making fun of certain people but doing a crude imitation of REAL people with that problem to get a cheap laugh doesn’t make it ok and it doesn’t make it funny.

    Try walking into the Special Olympics and make the same motions and then say “Hey I’m just using your horrible condition to enforce my lousy comedy by creating a buzz point that appeals to the lowest common denominator!”

    2. Carlos can easily ignore everything he rants about and live his life unaffected by the fact that Muslim women wear veils but he feels compelled to broadcast stereotypes over the air.
    Why should Carlos care if Black men are dating white women? Does it affect HIS life?

    As for Comedy Central’s vote, are these the same people who watch The Sweetest Thing and Death to Smootchie every weekend?
    Funny how everyone else needs to keep their opinions on Carlos to themselves but Carlos gets to have a TV show to showcase his.

  31. number_one_mom Says:

    I never said that people need to keep there opinions to themselves at all. I said we all want to practice freedom of speech obviously or this thread wouldn’t have been posted and he has that same right. Everyone has there flaws in what they do and say in life but the fact of the matter is in the end we all have to answer to a higher power. We are not on earth to judge others we are on earth because we are supposed to help others. Although this is funny because Dave Chappelle and many other comedians including Lisa Lampanelli do the same thing in there acts but when they do it its funny. Ive seen her make fun of handicap people blind people and every other kind of person there is. As a matter of a fact in my opinion she is a dirty vulgar person and I personally find her offensive however its not my place to judge so I just don’t watch her. Not telling you people “just don’t watch him” don’t misconstrue what I’m saying. I guess my question is what is it about Carlos that makes it not OK for him to do the same thing as everyone who was considered funny before him? I know some people don’t get the way he delivers it but as far as the material classifying him as prejudice or crude how is it he shouldn’t do things so many other people should?

  32. Good excuses mom Says:

    http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1908

  33. number_one_mom Says:

    How much sense does this make u say Carlos is racist and crude and blah blah blah yada yada yada but then you say he stole all of this material doesnt that in turn make the person he so called stole the material from the one who is really prejudice and crude and blah blah blah yada yada yada and him a thief?????

  34. number_one_mom Says:

    and by the way not sure if you checked to see but that video was not only filmed but also edited by Rogan and guess what its not hard to cut clips and put things the way you want them its been done so ur clip means littl etil it has been examined by a professional. Either way it dont matter to me my point isnt that you have to like him or that you are wrong or anything like that Like I said before to each his own the one thing that really gets to me about this is that Simon says he isnt Mexican enough which really shouldnt matter but is also not true If someone is going to attack another they should do it with facts

  35. Good excuses mom Says:

    What the HELL did say in your first post? From what I could dig out, you say he’s not racist because he stole his racism from another comic which I somehow endorse?
    No, it’s a rare “hate/insult comic” that I find to be anything but a waste of my time.

    No, the material wasn’t funny when it was original. When filtered through the “Mind” of Mencia it becomes both unfunny AND pathetic.
    The POINT is, if you’re going to steal someone else’s work, you should at least steal something good. Mencia isn’t even good at STEALING comedy. Hack comics steal because they can’t make decent jokes. Menica isn’t even good enough to be a hack.

    You talk of facts like you’d even consider them if given. You’re what’s commonly referred to as a “fangirl” You seem more than ready to make up any excuse or justification to write off ANY fact or proof as long as Mencia ends up looking good to you.

    The video can only be cut and edited so much. If so, other comics would have called it out. People there would have CALLED HIM OUT. It would be all over that Rogan fudged the tape but IT’S NOT, IS IT?
    Mencia fankids like to think it was doctored (as such a statement generally is accepted but rarely backed up) to make Mencia look bad but, fail to realize that if it had it would have been proven by now.

    The Mexican thing I couldn’t care less about. Half of Holywood has changed their ethnic names to more “acceptable” stage versions.
    And you’re using the one point to completely discount EVERYTHING written against the lousy comic you love so much (so everything he does is acceptable) I couldn’t care less if he’s Mexican.

    He sucks as a comic and, just as your precious Mencia, with his idiotic 1930’s sensible blackface-revival bullshit has the right to be on the air, so do we have the right to call it for what it is, CRAP.

    Your self righteous “Thou shalt not judge” crap would probably hold more merit if you didn’t stick up for a guy who judges EVERYONE for a living like his humorous take on what he thinks is “stupid” is above everyone else’s.

    It seems your motto should really read:
    “Don’t judge anyone unless you can entertain me”
    “To each his own, as long as your own doesn’t upset me”

  36. number-one-mom Says:

    Actually I only came across this iste because I was doin research for a paper i had to write for my Spanish class and my points were mostly directed to Simon on the fact that he is praising comics who do the exact same thing as Carlos but seems to have a problem with Carlos doing it because of ethnicity. And in my paper at school I did report that the film makes it look like he really did steal the stuff which he may have.I never said he didnt I wasnt there when the argument occured so I dont know any better than anyone else who wasnt there. As far as judgement goes if u would read thuroughly u would see that I also said that he himself is not guilt free none of us are.U seem to have some serious aggression issues but now that my paper is finished I really don’t have any reason to come back to this site so thanks to all for insight.

  37. Pepper Says:

    Wow, finally someone else who feels the same way about Mencia as I do! I thought I was the only one. Yeah, simply saying a racial slur doesn’t make a joke. It’s like the audience laughs more out of surprise (“Hahaha, he said wetback!” than any real punchline. He has some funny moments, but he seems to think that his strongest jokes are the ones that have racial slurs in it. They’re not. He could be funny, but he’s too focused on being purposely politically incorrect.

  38. Jules Says:

    Blackface? (pause) Blackface??? Man, Chappelle is one thing and all… But, I turned to the “mind” once and he was dressed in drag. Needless to say, i was not impressed. I gave him another chance. So tonight, I was watching and I actually saw this FOOL madeup in “BLACKFACE”. I immediately did a search for “Carlos Mencia is a racist” just out of curiousity and ran across this site. Like others said, I won’t watch!!! His show won’t last long anyway.

    Plus, some of yall may have forgotten why Dave Chappelle, abruptly dipped out on the show in the middle of taping. Chappelle is a genius. His mom is a college professor. I saw him in a serious interview once and he talked about how the writers on his show were OUT OF CONTROL! He said the racial jokes started to seem like they were laughing AT him and not WITH him! He got a clue and he bounced point blank. He wouldn’t sell his soul for any amount of money. After I saw that interview, I had the UTMOST respect for him.

    But hey, The 1st Amendment trumps all.

    Keep doing your thing Simon!

  39. RaeJene Says:

    I saw a few of Mencia’s clips online, I thought some of it was really funny, but when I started to watch his show and the majoritiy of his skits were about other minorities, I wondered who is writing this racist stuff? My concern is he feels its okay to continually bash minorities, but if he start in on whites and beef up the skits calling them crackers. I guaranteed it won’t be as humorous to his audience.

    That’s one reason Dave Chappell didn’t come back because the producers of this show wanted to make fun of Blacks and other minorities. He would change the wording and the writers would rewrite it and put the N***ga jokes back in. Dave finally saw the Light!

    When will Mencia see the light?

  40. Matt D Says:

    Anyone defending Carlos is a moron. He steals jokes and uses them as his own for money and fame, thats why everyone hates him. His fame revolves around him making fun of mexicans and being a mexican, yet he clearly is not. He steals jokes and lies. What a hero. Here are some links, all those defending Carlos inform yourselves.

    http://hopeinamerica.blogspot.com/2005/09/do-not-watch-mind-of-mencia.html

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7841918711943453918

  41. Mike Says:

    Ya’ll have way too much time on your hands…

  42. Rose Says:

    Lol, honestly Mike is right.

    I dont like Mencia, I also like some of his stuff.. If he steals, let him steal as long as some of its funny.. and I didnt hear it before. Ned Holness-Mencia.. is Mexican/Honduran/German.. He’s as much of a beaner as Any other mixed person is a certain race.. he’s just a mix breed beaner.

    Im not spanish, and nor do I hold any malice towards any mexicans… infact spanish women are fucking hot.. like top sexiest women on the planet. Blah de blah, Ned lied about his name.. blah de blah He’s making money, blah de blah.. whatever.. He made it to the top, be happy for him. There are some people that like the show. I admit, the guy offended me so many damn times I wanted to smack him. (Especially with the blackface) but, I sigh and say whatever.. as long as he doesnt go around assassinating groups of people or whatever, I’ll forgive em. I know he steals, I know he makes alot of money for being CC’s monkey, I know he’s racist, I know he has german -ancestry-… but.. So?

    Ignore his mexican side to make a point, talk about him in blogs.. do whatever.. as long as you’re not making petitions you’re cool. This seems like a waste of time just to get readers to me… Internet fame is being handed out like french rolls.

  43. Dudeman Says:

    Larry the Cable Guy isn’t a southerner.

  44. Justin Says:

    Being a white person myself, I must now identify your sorry ass as a disgrace to our race. To be honest, I would normally be the last to judge someone but I must say that you really are an asshole. Did you notice that I got straight to the point? Instead of kissing your ass the whole first paragraph?
    German, Mexican, Honduran, or whatever; Carlos Mencia simply goes up there and says it how it is. Being a southern Texas native I hang out with more beaners on a daily basis than you have ever seen in your life, and the reason that they like me is because I dont judge them the way everybody else does.
    I treat them just like regular people and so they do the same for me (granted they are known to be a little violent towards others) but its not people like me…its assholes like you.

    And to all you assholes that see Dave Chapelle as a some sort of god or something, you can kiss my white ass! Let me tell you something, I dealt with his show because my friends liked it…until I saw a joke he did about white people and telling them to spank their kids. Being white myself, I had my ass whipped when I messed up growing up. So anyone who says, “white people gotta whip they kids” can kiss my white-whipped ass because I am a good person. Dave Chapelle’s a dick, that’s why his show was taken off. And if you dont like Mencia’s show, then dont fucking watch it!!!!!!!

  45. Carole Says:

    I have seen Mencia’s show live a few times, flew to CA to see a live “mind of mencia” show being taped and even met him personally. He is one funny guy — and seems incredibly real – at least to me he is – now, to some of you, perhaps he sucks – and that is fine. What is extremely surprising to me is the degree to which some of you have gone to let everyone how you feel and also the depth of ill-feelings some of you seem to hold. Is it just me, or does seem to be a little extreme?

    Here’s why I ask: I enjoy going to comedy clubs and there are some comedians I love, and some, well, not so much. But the thing is, if I dont like someone’s material, I walk away and think “gee, they were not that good because I didnt like the way he screamed, or told racist jokes or made fun of the handicap, or used someone else’s jokes….yada yada” and I just never pay to see them or watch them on TV again. Simple. No way would I let an entertainer have that much control of my feelings.

    Just my thoughts…

  46. Charles Hinds Says:

    I love the people that love Carlos Mencia find these blogs/sites and try to change our minds about our hatred for the ‘comedian’. Do you search for negative things about Mencia and try to save him? Its like you are all part of some club to keep this completely absurd show on the air.

    The fact that there are 4 seasons so far of this show are unbelievable to me. I lose more faith in humanity at things like this. Along with movies like Delta Farce, Lisa Lampanelli, and the new seasons of MADtv (these are so awful). These things make me hate Comedy Central

  47. r€nato Says:

    I can tell you why Ned Holness sucks as a comedian without delving into the race/bigotry issue:

    1) ANY comic whose shtick is largely predicated upon screaming and shouting his jokes/act/punchline is NOT a gifted comedian. That means I am looking at you too, Dane Cook.

    2) Ned Holness steals material. He flat-out STEALS material. He counts on his audiences being too dull and clueless to have ever heard of Bill Hicks. He has stolen from Cosby. He has stolen from YouTube even. Google it.

    Oh and that’s another thing Holness has in common with Dane Cook, who also steals material.

    By the way, there is a HUGE difference between ‘being influenced by’ and flat-out stealing. HUGE difference. I won’t go into it here but ask any artist. If you know a comedian, you should especially ask them.

    OK now I will get into the race issue. Some people out there – usually the less educated and the conservatives – pretend that there is no difference between Chapelle’s kind of race humor and Holness’ kind of race humor.

    I’m here to tell you that it’s the difference between a psycho wielding a butcher knife and a talented surgeon doing his finest work with a scalpel. You might say, ‘what are you talking about, they are both carving things up with a knife!’ Now, how intelligent would THAT comment sound in describing the difference between the two?

    Chapelle EXPLODED racial stereotypes with his racial humor; Holness EXPLOITS racial stereotypes and actually tries to make us feel comfortable with our prejudices. That’s why Holness insults Muslims and exploits the worst stereotypes of Arabs, and he thinks it’s all OK if he calls himself a beaner.

    Have you ever been offended by someone who thought it was OK to tell a crude ‘nigger’ joke, just because everyone in the room is white? The boor who told that joke was someone just like Ned Holness.

  48. andru Says:

    Ned “Carlos Menstealia” was exposed for stealing other peoples joke. This joke “Ned” has no material. He covers it by yelling half the time and ending it with a “dee dee dee”.

    When he does come up with jokes, it usually racist bs. He also claims to have a “large” penis. haha. Carlos “Ned” Mencia, I know for a fact you have a little 5″ penis. haha.

  49. Jax Says:

    Im glad Im not the only one who feels this way about this guy. Im African American, and I feel that the blackface is a step too far. It saddens me to think that when he dons blackface he is catering to the hatred that many Mexican Americans have towards blacks.

    I can agree with everyone saying that his jokes arent clever and dont really go anyway in saying something in the end that makes you think or laugh. For example, he does black people and we shuck and jive and eat chicken. He does hispanics and they are border-hopping orange selling immigrants. He does asians and they drive bad and cant pronounce the letter “L”. Since he goes nowhere with these jokes, you have to call them for what they are. Racism and Bigotry.

    I miss Dave Chapelle. He could show Ned–Carlos, a thing or to about not pandering to all of the racists of the world.

    Think about this…if we all called each other racial slurs would that be funny? I’ll start…BEANER, CRACKER-ASSED-CRACKER, CHINC, GOOK, POLLACK, NIGGGERRRRRRR!

    Are you laughing yet?

  50. Fred Says:

    So, he has german in him huh….No wonder his comedy ducks. Now that’s racist :-)

    I must admit, his show used to crack me up, but not as much anymore. His stand-up act is horrible. He tries too hard. I think he’s someone that’s being marketed and forced down our throats since Chapelle’s sudden exit. he is a manchurian comedian…lol

  51. Rose Says:

    I take whatever I said back.. the guy is just racist. His whole act is racist, the only shit that he does that is not racist is the shit he steals.

  52. whoreallycares Says:

    You all are exhausting. You all are 38 people who can’t even agree on the distinction between bigotry, racism and sarcasm, and most importantly understand that comedy comes from pain and the underbelly of our cultures. Not all of it is pretty.

    You should spend more time discussing songs like crank dat by soulja boy and how that affects highly impressionalbe preteens and teens and proliferates disrespect, sexism, objectification and “reverse” chauvinism.

  53. Fuckin' Stupids ! Says:

    I can’t believe how many complexes are here because of some jokes.
    I did’t have the patience to read everything, an I wil probably never enter this page again, but for all of you stupids that are offended by the jokes of CARLOS (fuckin’ stage name like other millions of actors in the world) Mencia : TURN OF THE FUCKING TV !!!
    I think you are in desperate need of a hobby/life!
    Ride on!

  54. Harry Ramirez Says:

    First that all… He is half Mexican, Half Hondureño…

    You are complaning about racism… but you are the worst… because you hate the people that searchs for jobs and a better future… just like your granpa…

    Peace out…

  55. carver2010 Says:

    Exactly. mencia might be the biggest hippocrate on earth. At least he’s funny once in a while. Unlike that dipsh!t Lopez or the useless lump of racist fat that we refer to asLarry the Cable Guy. Damn, I wish Chappelle would come back…

  56. carver2010 Says:

    Oh, and by the way Harry, he’s half Honduero, half GERMAN. And I don’t dislike him because he is offensive (hee isn’t) I dislkie him because he isn’t funny after three jokes. Why, because he repeats them over and over again.

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  58. allen Says:

    Mencia’s jokes are random & go nowhere & filled tih steriotypes about topics we can predict he offers nothing in shok factor with revelation like Chappelle.Also Chappelle if everyone remembers started of talking about all racis, but soon the media & mainstreanm put a barrier on him & controlled his material so he could only talk about black people that’s why Chappelle opted out & states later on that for somethings there’s not enough money.But Mencia has a freedom pass on all ethnicities except for white OFF COURSE like there aren’t any steriotypes anout whites.At anyrate Mencia is willing to dance but he still brings anything to comedy I guess that’s why he never could make it on inliving color….hmmmm there’s an eye opener.

  59. Stacey Says:

    I went to his show last night..he talked about jealousy and haters…about how people actually spend this much time to pour out all of there RACISM and HATE because they have nothing better to do and I didn’t believe him…looks like I was wrong.Get over yourselves…racism will always be around because of people like you…so what if he makes a joke about it and we can laugh? I know after leaving his show last night, I felt happy and I looked at things a little diffrently as far as my judgemental thinking. Why is it that you spend so much time and energy on one comedian that you do not find funny? I just don’t get it. There are many stars that I don’t care for so I don’t watch them or know anything about them. Why would I waste my time? So I can get on my computer and write a book about how terrible this person is? I find him funny, I think he is REAL and I think he is very smart. You disagree so, TURN OFF THE TELIVISION AND SHUT THE HELL UP! I am done…I am sure you are going to hate on me now..have fun..hope it brightens your day a little.

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  61. Seth Says:

    Carlos isnt half German..his mom was from Mexico and his father from Honduras. He lived with his aunt and uncle (who were from mexico as well)in East L.A…plus if you dont like a comedian..why watch him and then whine about it? We have this wonderful thing called the remote control..you can push a button and CHANGE THE CHANNEL! *Gasp*…no need to whine, get over it.

  62. David Says:

    First of all, his dad might have a German last name, but he’s not German, the man is from Honduras, which take us to Carlos grandparents. Might be the typical story of people that fled Europe during World War 2 and their kids married with locals in South America, blah blah blah… there’s millions, and I mean MILLIONS like that over there. So your little “line” about his German last name doesn’t change the fact that Carlos is as South American as he can be. Great journalism there, dork.

    The guy might recycle material, you might dislike him, but a man that drives a Jaguar XKR and has a mansion in L.A after coming from a middle class family in Honduras doesn’t reach that level by not being good at what he does and therefore quite successful, whether you want to admit it or not.

    You might dislike him, and that’s perfectly valid; saying the guy doesn’t get a laugh from a theater full of people is ridiculous to say the least.

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  64. ranndino Says:

    Accidentally came across this. The saddest part about this blog post is that you obviously think that it’s actually funny.

  65. liz Says:

    will you marry me?

  66. Victor Says:

    Simon, dont try to act like you like you do not enjoy his jokes. You enjoy them cause you are racist yourself so stop disguising yourself as a anti-racist person. hahahahaha

  67. disappeared Says:

    yay, 3 year necro!

    tv aired his “no strings” special for the 3rd time in 2 DAYS and it reminded me of a friend who hates this guy but never really said why (notice how i failed to pay enough attention to him to form an opinoin)

    now i see. i still dont care either way about the guy or her/your opinions of him, but i get it.

    so i ended up reading all of this crap because what the fuck else is there to do at 4am when im bored and wide awake

    tons of blah on both sides. everybody take a bow!

    anyhoo, alls i gots to say is you fuckheads need to get your fucking fractions right.

    fucking people of 2006 were nothing but a bunch of retards, i guess. stop calling him a fucking half-n-halfy

    if his mom is mex. and his dad is ger./hond.

    well then kiddies

    1 half mex.
    1 quarter ger. (or less depending on how far back the german goes)
    1 quarter hond. (or more to suit the difference)

    yay, math!

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