50 nerdy pick-up lines

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1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

6. Baby, you overclock my processor.

7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

10.You defragment my life.

11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

13. Baby, let me find your nth term.

14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

16. Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?

17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

18. I’m a fermata… hold me

19. I think my heart just lagged.

20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.

21. Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!

22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

26. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

27. Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

30. If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

32. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)

33. When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

35. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

36. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.

38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

39. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

43. Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod

44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

45. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?

46. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress

47. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

48. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.

49. I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)

50. I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent

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76 Comments

  1. Terry Says:

    Love these pick-up lines!

    Could I use them as an article on my love-guides.com website with a link back here of course?

  2. Simon Says:

    Of course you can.

  3. MeLaNiE Says:

    This Is Hilarious!!! My Maqnet Friends Must Be Laffinq Like Shitt

  4. BlogDog Says:

    Baby, if we form a singularity it could lead to a big bang.

  5. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater Says:

    b4 αq (RU)/18 qtπ ?

  6. Elisson Says:

    Engineers do it with sly drools.

  7. Robert R. Says:

    I’ve been sent from the future to get you pregnant so our son can save the world.

    (And by the way, the history books didn’t say anything about me sticking around afterwards).

  8. mr lawson Says:

    not really nerdy but:

    Baby, your name MUST be Mickey, because you’re so fine you blow my mind!

  9. Alex Bensky Says:

    I may try these because for some reason, “Let me tell you about my rotisserie league baseball team” doesn’t seem to work.

  10. Korla Pundit Says:

    Hey, babe, how about I add some RAM to your motherboard?

    or

    Honey, you really zap my PRAM.

  11. physics geek Says:

    You know what’s depressing? I probably used some of these back in college and wondered why they didn’t work.

    I DID mention that I was a physics major, right?

  12. Word Around the Net Says:

    GEEK PICKUP LINES

    I’ve written about lousy pickup lines in the past, and these mighty qualify, but here are some geek pickup lines courtesy Bloggasm:

  13. Mike M. Says:

    “Girl, you’re like the hottest magma oozing from the Tectonic Plate I’d like to order for you at the best restaurant in town. When our continents collide, you’ll feel the sudden craggy upthrust of our brand-new mountain range.”

  14. Trey Says:

    Hey baby, want a little through-hole master-slave flip flop?

  15. Rob Says:

    Mike M., you’ve gotta work in the word “orogeny” somewhere in that!

  16. AndrewGurn Says:

    Hey baby, why don’t we instantiate a new Love object and pass in ourselves as the parameters.

    And you’d know I’d be faithful.. the Love object is a singleton.

    Or better yet:

    Love loveObj = new Love(meObj, youObj)

  17. Alan Says:

    1. Let’s get together and make a derivative.

    2. I’d like to intercept your slope.

    3. You defy Newton’s Laws. You make me stop in my tracks with just a look.

    4. Let’s play lab tech. First we’ll need some bodily fluids.

  18. Black Adder Says:

    An old school classic:

    Baby, life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

  19. Wyn Says:

    I´ll be your north bridge if your be my south bridge…

  20. Kio Says:

    You know what they say, baby… subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?

  21. affreca Says:

    Two more classic geology ones:
    Meet me behind the outcrop. I’m a little boulder there.

    The steeper the thrust, the higher the orogenies.

  22. jeffsters Says:

    I don’t know which is worse, that I understand these or that I wish I would have used some of them when I was younger!

  23. GeneticsChick Says:

    I freely admit that if a guy said these to me, they would work. I’d be on him faster than you could blink an eye.

    On the enzyme one, though, you might want to specify that it’s DNA helicase and not just helicase, since there’s… I’ll just stop.

    I’m so glad I’m dating a geek.

  24. Will Rice Says:

    TRGs fall for these at 32 ft./sec./sec.

  25. Yiannis Says:

    Baby, I’ll put you in your first excited state, and then emit a photon all over your a$$.

  26. Boulder Nerd Says:

    I think #29 should read “arcsine” instead of “sine.”

  27. ActingUpAgain Says:

    Is that a protector in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  28. Matt Says:

    If you’re half a beautiful naked as you are right now you’d be four times as beautiful with twice as many clothes on.

  29. Chris Says:

    9.99999… is equal to 10

  30. FlipperPA Peregrine Says:

    How about this:

    Let’s fuck, just the 10 of us. What, you don’t understand binary?!

  31. Aidenn Says:

    How about we go home and engage in some simple harmonic motion

  32. MD Says:

    Math-related:

    Want to [ integrate (2x dx) between 13 and 10 ] ?

    Warcraft related:

    Baby, did you get those pants in Molten Core? Because that ass is epic!

    (You can substitute any endgame instance you want. I first heard it as MC.)

  33. Curtis Says:

    That perfect squares one didn’t impress me.

    You know, she could also be 49, 64, 49. Just sayin’.

  34. Ken Says:

    omg, i totally just cried from laughter.

  35. Colleen Says:

    for the Econ majors

    Macro:

    Hey baby, I bet my fiscal stimulus can really get a rise outta your GDP.

    Your goods can shift my production function any time.

    and Micro:

    It’s loud in here. Want to go somewhere where we can compare margins and optimize our output?

  36. Mike M. Says:

    Rob, Kio, Affreca, thanks for the geo stuff. This whole thread is hilarious. Draft 2 (must cut next iteration, too unwieldy): (assumes candles and handholding:
    “Girl, you’re like the hottest magma oozing from the Tectonic Plate I’d like to order for you at the best restaurant in town. When our continents collide, you’ll feel the sudden craggy upthrust of our brand-new mountain range in every one of your orogenous zones. This is no cheap subduction. I’ve changed my ways since the Pre-Cambrian. I know what you’ve heard about me, but I don’t just want to make the bedrock, I want to write a new epoch with you.”

  37. meh Says:

    Please, none of you procreate.

  38. Leon Says:

    These lines are all awesome! I know number 25. I’ve actually heard it used in real life, mostly by jocks strangely.

  39. Todd Says:

    Let’s make the bedrock after subduction leads to orogeny.

  40. Dave Says:

    I have successfully used the all time classic.
    “would you like to come and see my etchings?”.

  41. Geekoftheweek Says:

    Baby, you make me feel like an electron microscope power switch…. you just turn me on.. ;)

  42. Psyko Says:

    Surely… there must be a better networking one out there, but…

    “If you show me your smile – I’ll show you my dongle.”

    Ah yes… my favorite networking word… and probably the cause of many, many sexual harassment suits.

  43. Mike Says:

    You’re so topologically compact, I’d like to cover you uncountably.

  44. Cybrludite Says:

    Geekoftheweek,

    I suspect that mentioning electron microscopes in a seduction attempts might be a bad idea. Not a time for her to be visualizing very small things, if you follow my drift.

  45. Geekoftheweek Says:

    Thanks Cybrludite ;) lol

  46. Oli Says:

    That dress would look much better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8ms-2

  47. biobabe Says:

    Here’s a biology one for you

    You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

  48. Icy Says:

    Hey baby, I think you just activated my production of nitric oxide.

  49. Katie Says:

    Haha, these would work on me 100%. except for the really nasty ones! :P

    ->15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

    ->25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

  50. Mike M. Says:

    Apparently this stuff is all over the web. Yet the best ones seem to be here. I just can’t help myself:

    “Honey, I’d like to study your nocturnal cycles. Let’s turn biology to eyeballogy.”

  51. Mike M. Says:

    Or at a linguistics bar (no doubt there are several on both US coasts):

    “I could pronounce your evocative fricatives for the rest of our lives, if you’d let me. But how about we miss-speak now, just for tonight? I feel naughty.”

  52. SmartBrunette Says:

    Best WOW pickup line ever (from a female gnome of course)

    “At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport.”

  53. keghani Says:

    Hey, wanna see my pointer? (pointers are like addresses in computer science)

  54. Edward Flichman Says:

    My God these we’re so nerdy! Probably perfect for an engineer such as myself. I write about pick up lines and dating in general on my blog, so please visit if you want more pick-uppy goodness. http://goodpickuplines.blogspot.com

  55. Derek Says:

    Waitress: Will that be it?
    Guy: Well, no. Well actually I was wondering if I could have your number….. Just kidding! Just kidding!

  56. killme Says:

    hi – i am a charmed quark – if you be my antiparticle we could make a meason!xox hey das shiza ist recht gut ya?

  57. killme Says:

    i thot of a new take on 1: you must be endothermic because you’re taking up the heat ratio of this room!

  58. killme Says:

    i thot of a new take on 1: you must be endothermic because you’re taking up the heat ratio of this room!

  59. Tracy Says:

    I like these alot

  60. Gertrude mc lovey dovey Says:

    These are just like totally fantabulous!!! who came up with these???? I LOVE U

  61. McLovin Says:

    Chicka Chicka yaaa pick up linessss

  62. Tahnee Says:

    “I want our love like pi…irrational and never-ending”

  63. Michelle Says:

    Not really a pick-up line, but related:

    My love for you is as infinite as an exponential integrated over the real line.

  64. JEFF T Says:

    Baby, you’re so reactive you make my precipitate form.

  65. JEFF T Says:

    You lower my activation energy.

    The product of our reaction would be a white precipitant.

  66. JEFF T Says:

    Do you have a tissue? Your making my lab goggles fog

    Excuse me, I have a feeling my intron would interact well with your exon.

  67. JEFF T Says:

    Do you have a tissue? Your making my lab goggles fog

    Excuse me, I have a feeling my intron would interact well with your exon.

  68. JEFF T Says:

    Miss, you’ve really got my chromatids crossing over tonight.

  69. JEFF T Says:

    Lets go back to my place and make some meiosis…

  70. JEFF T Says:

    Excuse me, you’ve got incredible organelles.

  71. JEFF T Says:

    Wow you’re BEAUTIFUL, your Calvin cycle must be clicking on all cylinders.

  72. killme Says:

    your so fine you give me Ventricular Tachecardia

  73. killme Says:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bzhhXZ5kp7A to watch Worf in action but illl give it a go,…..

    Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah – thats how Klingons attract a mate

    now if thts not Nerdy – - – wht is !?!?!?!!?

  74. nerdierthankevin Says:

    a guy in my 8th grade science class actually used this one on me

    “Newton’s Law of universal gravitation says ur attracted to me”

  75. John Says:

    Scientists do it periodically on the table

  76. TheNerdling Says:

    What charge are you? Because you’re lookin pretty attractive.

    According to the Inverse Square Law, if we half our distance, we’ll quadruple the force.


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